Aye - its an 'age' thing -

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Aye - its an 'age' thing -

Postby Bitter End » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:24 pm

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Saffron Walden because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Saffron Walden because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Saffron Walden because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Saffron Walden because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a nearby toilet for those with prostate problems.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Saffron Walden because they had never been there before.
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