A few things occurred to me as I read the post by "Young Hell".......
Firstly, an extreme lack of any maturity which you'll probably regret as you get older wee man. Am guessing that you probably don't own any land yourself, never mind an area of outstanding natural beauty like the bay (my opinion, not that of anyone else)? If you did, you probably wouldn't be very keen on witnessing your shenanigans going on there?
The gentleman in question single handedly brings more income into Carradale each year than any other business. This not only supports direct, but indirect jobs in the village and all round Kintyre. I've been coming to Trumpton for over forty years. I've seen businesses come and go and the place lying on it's arse a few times. Thankfully that's changing.
If you are indeed local, then maybe try to respect the place you live in, and those who live in it?
Lastly, and most importantly - stop being a wee fanny. Everyone is laughing at you, not with you.