My mother regularly used to say "You will go up that brae" before the police station turned into that monstrosity. Another regular was "You will drive me up that road" meaning to Lochgilphead hospital. Neither happened, maybe we were not that bad after all.
'Apples the pun,pears the half pun,grapes and melons all the one size!' Sung..'Oh what a little short shirt you've on,you better pull doon the blind!" Makes me feel quite sad.