Fourteen people turn up at The Pearly Gates and ask to be let in to Heaven.
The gatekeeper bids them to stay there while he asks St.Peter.
"There are fourteen people at the gate asking for permission to enter."
St.Peter says,"Ask them if they have ever done anything honest."
The gatekeeper goes away and returns a short time later.
"They have gone."said the gatekeeper.
St.Peter asked,"The people?"
"No,the flipping gates. (Not quite the same is it?)