Witnessed!

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on a beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife!

Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausage.

[Martin]

I say Roger old boy, I'm struggling with this one. Perchance I'm missing something ? I have read and re-read it but no, it's just not working for me.
Perhaps you would care to explain it in a very simple manner so what's left of my brain can possibly understand it.

Toodle-pip

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Punch and Judy.

[Martin]

Sometimes my stupidity amazes me. Got it now, thanks. With that in mind, hmmmmmm, not too bad, I suppose.