HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

[glassblower]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honour her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food and beer.

[drollyin]

[LANDROVER ROGER]

No comment from Govangirl yet?

[Govangirl]

Nope because this is the third time this joke has been on here. I'm all for recycling but...

[glassblower]

Not knowing every post on the forum, you are bound to get the odd one's returning, cant be helped.

[Govangirl]

Yep, it happens all the time, I agree.

[Bitter End]

Try ---"search this forum "
Result ----------------------- Search found 7 matches : 'how to impress'

[Govangirl]

Efter aw the searchin' though Bitter, huv ye ony idea yit aboot how tae impress wan???? A wumman I mean!

[Mzz pasico]

Efter aw the searchin' though Bitter, huv ye ony idea yit aboot how tae impress wan???? A wumman I mean!

[Bitter End]

Aye -- if ye canna afford the 'diamonds er a girls best frien' ---- ye emboss them wi a Glesga kiss , an run lik ---- !
guaranteed tae mak an impression ! especially if ye wir wearin a perr o these

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=male+ ... B792%3B432

[Govangirl]

Whit, like ma man Rab werrs? A total turn-oan, ah kin tell ye!!!!

[Mzz pasico]

Best way to impress a wummin is stay away! We are awe fed up wi yi'

[Govangirl]

Aye, ah agree wi' that wan! Nothing like a guid Friday nicht when they go aff tae the pub an' ye git total control o' the remote!!!