by neilly » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:30 pm
Rog, you're here the week of the annual tin-can label-peeling competition which is vehemently contested by the ladies of the Church Guild and the Rural, and brings an end to the summer, after which Southend is closed for the frogs to roam free before the equinox and the disambiguation syzygy signal their hibernation. The competition is a boisterous affair - last year a member of the losing team threw disinfectant over the minister who had been adjudicating - the Police charged her with a bleach of the priest, and being in possession of a pair of knitting needles and crochet hooks. She was sentenced to 3 weeks in Inveraray Jail and now lives in disgrace in a cave at the Mull of Kintyre.
If you do decide to visit, please ensure you have all the necessary paperwork to hand when you reach the Southend boundary which is now manned 24/7 by G4S since the rock was removed from the septic tank as pointed out by my colleague and fellow frog-frigger MPR. Somebody managed to scribble down part of the reg.no. of the vehicle used to move the rock and it would appear to be from the Watford area of South Briton. The only other evidence found at the scene was an empty packet of JAFFA biscuits.
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neilly on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.