If I had a foot I am damn sure I would be proud about it too!
All the old feet gags will come out now eg
Who said ''we will fight them on the beaches''?
Winston Churchill.
Who said ''let them eat cake''?
Marie Antoinette.
Who said ''this ladys not for turning''?
Margaret Thatcher.
Who said ''theres nothing wrong with defeat''?
Nelson Mandelas chiropodist!