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by **ionnsaigh** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:23 am

An evil pedophile has finally got his comeuppance. Slippery Sam aged 50 - evaded jail and punishment for his sexual crimes against children - he was found dead in an luxury rented apartment in LA. The pervert was said to have suffered a heart attack - paramedics were unable to revive the monster.

by **tootsy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:13 am

newsflash just in. turns out old slippery was found innocent of all charges. but what the hell, he cant argue his case.

by **bill** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:33 am

Sorry to disappoint you Ionns but Slippery Sam was indeed resuscitated,and was seen leaving hospital by the rear entrance disguised as a nun.

His whereabouts are unknown,but it is possible he has joined his ex father in-law at his hideaway in Scotland.

by **ionnsaigh** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:44 pm

tootsy wrote:newsflash just in. turns out old slippery was found innocent of all charges. but what the hell, he cant argue his case.

His innocence cost a cool $20million greenbacks.

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