Three things to do before you die

[Govangirl]

Hey, take it easy, rider! Does that mean I get another thing before I die?

[hugh]

That was quick. Yeah, you get another three fishes. Sorry, meant wishes. Still trying to get shot of these dancin' dolphins.
Go on get out of here, get back to the boating lake! No, you can't juggle with them, they're mine!

[bill]

That was quick. Yeah, you get another three fishes. Sorry, meant wishes. Still trying to get shot of these dancin' dolphins.
Go on get out of here, get back to the boating lake! No, you can't juggle with them, they're mine!

Come on Hugh,get real.You know as well as I do there are NO dolphins in the boating lake They're porpoises.

[hugh]

These were Kettering porpoises, Bill. Pretentious social climbers!

[Govangirl]

I was in Kettering last week!!!!!! Saw loads of Tesco stores!!!!

[A Horse called Juan Face]

1. Dance with the dolphins.
(Don't wanna get my feet wet.)

2. Become a brain scientist.
(Well, it's not rocket surgery, is it?)

3. Become free.
(That's what it's about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean it's real hard to be free when you're bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, because then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you 'bout individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.)

Name that movie for an extra life.

I don't need any extra lives, I'm full of green mushrooms and I ate as many coins as I could on the way here.

[Govangirl]

I did see that post on here last night before it disappeared. I did laugh but on reflection, either some people have it 'infamy' or there are some real masochistic sadists lurking on this forum!!!!!!!!

[£3.73]

Quality control issue

I crammed that much into thing 1, I had writer's block by the time I got to 2 & 3 !

[Hadrians hiring!]

Mmmmmmm,
1/ totally illegal - cant say as intent would get me lifted and wouldnt be able to carry it out.
2/ see above
3/ see above.
if talking hypothetically
1/ abolish banks (though i might be beaten to that)
2/ outlive the united states of america (would only need to live another 150 years max before that collapes)
3/ win the euro lottery, buy glasgow rangers, personally hand every employee their redundancy, and sell tickets £25 for 10 mins with a sledgehammer inside ibrox to see castle greyskull slowly demolished.

[ionnsaigh]

1. Have the government apologise for bugging my phone in 1990's.
2. Own a kilt.
3. Climb a Munro with Josh.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

1. Have the government apologise for bugging my phone in 1990's.

Maybe thats where the ants came from, maybe they are still bugging it

[ionnsaigh]

Maybe thats where the ants came from, maybe they are still bugging it

Well I wouldn't be that surprised - after all it was the Anti Poll Tax Union ( Scotland )

1. Discover a cure for male baldness.
2. Kick the Labour Party out of Scotland.
3. Live longer than my parents.