The Kintyre Forum

Milliband
Rubberband
Gastricband
Armyband
Magicwand
I am fond
Of Christmas

A telly or two,
First in queue,
Push pull pick,
Black Friday Blue.

Up there in yer heid - the place where Will or No be made, the weighing up of this an that, surely this an surely that,
call it Heart, or call it Soul, one a pump the others folly, for it's in yer heid decision reigns, tae separate thon wheat fae chaff, tae pull apart rights fae wrangs, the heid is where it awe ends up, wae breakfast porridge, an freedom sangs.

Andy Pandy,
Puddin an Pie.

kissed the girls and made them cry

The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men boys girls,
Yet here I thinking slavery for the most,
Done an dusted,
The Grand old Duke of Pork.