The Kintyre Forum Poem ( First line)

[Bobbie En Tejas]

ionns and hugh.. very funny

[The Hitman]

Very funny - I question that
The humour here is pretty flat
So try and raise the bar up higher
Ye might even see this on a flyer

And why the need to talk about faeces
I thought we were the superior species
But alas it seems the common ground
Be it solid, runny beige or brown

So off I toddle, to bang some pots
I need my food to cheer on the Scots

So I bid you good night, you hardy poets
If I was here, I didn't know it!

[Pete Reek]

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[Friend of Dorothy]

Oh my, that sounds so queer!

[The Hitman]

Maybe so but it did rhyme
That is my aim now, all the time

Can anyone else hear the din
C'mon now folks, lets all join in!

[Glory Blazer]

What happened to the forum poem? Pah

[Pete Reek]

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[Friend of Dorothy]

Time for a new line that rhymes with encyclopedia

[Buzz Lightyear]

try the media!

[Pete Reek]

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[bill]

ewe and me both

[Pete Reek]

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[Pete Reek]

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[ionnsaigh]

Give a damn oor wee tam
slagging silly sheep
oor wee tam is a bam
sheep slagging silly tam

[Pete Reek]

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