Greetings from Stargate

[ionnsaigh]

Hello everyone down here, Aye its nice to be nice. Just popped doon tae see how ye awe whir. Gid, jist keep postin away, remember wane is mair than two----------- postins a mean.

[ionnsaigh]

Thought it would look better, getting rid of the 0.

[ionnsaigh]

Oh and by the way, you have to watch what your writing up here. no what a mean

[general jack o'niell]

don't listen to him, you don't have to watch what your saying, tho everyone else can, its brilliant!!! posts come up like big speech bubbles, drifting out of the monitor and floating across the room like clouds, sometimes the angry monkey in the cupboard pos out and bursts them, the floor is like a giant game of scrabble, letters everywhere, yesterday i thought the monkey had "P'd" in my cup, but it was only a "b" floating upside down in my tea, how we laughed, i love his stories about his great great grandfather who was a french spy, i reckon he makes half of them up, i sent him away for animal testing and guess what?

he got three "A's" and two "B's" smarter than the average monkey, but he can't make a decent scup of tea to save his life and insists on throwing his "doings" out the window at passing children at lunchtime, i asked him why he did it and he just shrugged and said "monkey see, monkey do"

i better go, i've just got this really strong hunch that i can fly, theres a ladder outside leading to the roof, think i'll give it a go once i finish my mushroom soup.

[Annie]

Where is my invitation darnit??

[ionnsaigh]

Annie, get your gun.

[Annie]

She's baaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ionnsaigh]

She's baaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tae front.

[Annie]

As is my norm!

[ionnsaigh]

A nippy sweetie .

[Annie]

Ahm sweet awe the time - jees ask FOD!

[ionnsaigh]

A did- he says yer a wee nippy sweetie.
kid on kid on.

[Friend of Dorothy]

Don't listen to him Annie, us auld 'Cavers' must stick together.