Sex in the Farmyard

[The Hitman]

Is that why I seen a lorry selling velcro gloves passing over Dalbuie Bridge the last day!

[general jack o'niell]

now, this need for velcro gloves, why would you know of such things?, i was going to add a surely there but that might be misconstrued as prior knowledge of the proper protocol, are they only needed post dipping and shearing?

[bill]

In the wild west of Scotland it wisnae the Indians you had to watch oot for,it was the Cooboys gien ye a bum steer.

[CooBoy Troy]

Do they mean us?
They surely do................who said that?

[bill]

Well hellooooo Cooboy Troy,must be hoorufa hard typing wi them velcro gloves on

[bill]

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them cooos movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be having a bit on the side
Boy my heart's palpitating
My buttercup will be waitin', be waiting at the end of this ride

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide.

Takes on a whole new meaning now when I hear this song.No wonder Coooboy Troy always has a smile on his face

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Takes Brokeback Mountain to a whole new level.

[bill]

Aye I heard there was some scenes wi cooos in them left on the cutting room floor

[general jack o'niell]

stop it, i nearly wet myself

[bill]

Just nearly??????????????????????

[Bobbie En Tejas]

I have this horrible vision of a cowboy and a cow lazily laying there, looking up at the stars, the cow smoking a cigarette. This isn't right....

[bill]

There's naethan wrang wi a bit o rump steak noo an again,so theres naw.

[petewick]

There's naethan wrang wi a bit o rump steak noo an again,so theres naw.

You've been oot' the toon' for too long.


petewick

[bill]

Always liked a bit of rump steak since my days in Rentons

[big tony]

you like rump, well theres a big erse in tayinloan, you might like him?