Sex in the Farmyard

[Govangirl]

What a laugh I had reading over this thread - absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

[bill]

What a laugh I had reading over this thread - absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

Aye it's good to look over some of the older threads,then there was always the opportunity for a laugh.

Pity some of the departed posters could'nt make a return.

[Govangirl]

I couldn't agree more Bill, I spent a great deal of time today laughing at this thread. There needs to be more of this! Bring back ******* **** *******

[EMDEE]

Aye, some of the older threads on the forum are hilarious. What we need to remember when we read them now is that a lot of the supposed "abuse" dished out was tongue in cheek, and mostly recieved in the same spirit as it was written!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Ahhh, thems were the days! .. Even recycled it makes me laugh!

[EMDEE]

Too true Bobbie. We don't hear from you often enough!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Thank ewe, Emdee..

[bill]

Bobbie,so often the voice of reason.




"Broken song, empty words I know,
Still live in my heart all alone.
For that moonlit pass by the Alamo.
And rose, my rose of San Antone."

[bill]

This is part of an article taken from a local paper in Florida this week.

"However, and this is a big one, so prepare yourself, beastiality is not prohibited in our state. A bill to outlaw that sick behavior died in the last legislative session, but you can bet the HSUS will be back trying again to get it passed. State Rep. Bill Heller of St. Petersburg was the sponsor of the House bill which would prohibit sexual contact with an animal and provides penalties. Phone or e-mail Rep. Heller and let him know you are counting on him to sponsor it again next session."
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Maybe it's not just Disney and Universal that is the big attraction for the millions of visitors to the Sunshine State.

Maybe there is more to Mickey,Pluto and Donald Duck than meets the eye.

[Govangirl]

Maybe there is more to Mickey,Pluto and Donald Duck than meets the eye.

Micky mouse split up with Minnie. Donald Duck was chatting to him about it wondering what had gone wrong.

"Well I don't like talking about it but....." and he whispered in Donalds ear.

" That's a bit tight, Micky. Splitting up with her just because she's got bucked teeth," said Donald.

"I didn't say she'd got bucked teeth. I said she was fu**ing Goofy."

[bill]

This is part of an article taken from a local paper in Florida this week.

"However, and this is a big one, so prepare yourself, beastiality is not prohibited in our state. A bill to outlaw that sick behavior died in the last legislative session, but you can bet the HSUS will be back trying again to get it passed. State Rep. Bill Heller of St. Petersburg was the sponsor of the House bill which would prohibit sexual contact with an animal and provides penalties. Phone or e-mail Rep. Heller and let him know you are counting on him to sponsor it again next session."
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Taken from the same paper two days ago......................


"Of course, it took more than one try to get a law passed through the Florida Legislature to make it a crime for people to have sex with animals. Only this year did the bill finally pass."


Looks like there might be a upsurge of American tourists to Wales and the North of Scotland any time soon.

[Sweltered]

This guy was on the radio the other day http://www.wetgodess.net.

They don't call this place Floriduh for nothing

[bill]

Don't we all love dolphins ?

[Sweltered]

Not THAT much

[bill]

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."

Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."

Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.

In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.

"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."

The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.

"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.

Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.


Maybe I should get out more.