McCartney Joke

[gizmo]

Whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm....... The McCartneys...... That was my faviorite joke and now I cant use it any more

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Am I the only one who doesn't find these jokes funny?

[jambojarv]

Probably Bobbie. Probably.

[EMDEE]

Am I the only one who doesn't find these jokes funny?

I don't think so. It's become predictable.

[dedalus]

Wossie was pretty funny - asked if anyone has actually checked to see if she has really lost a leg or she strapped it up for sympathy. Cmon get off the fence - we would all just give Paul a cuddle and tell him its ok he was had - it could happen to anyone - on a smaller scale perhaps.

[alan k]

Bored with this topic in fact "stumped" for a reply !!!!

[big tony]

i'm not going to denegrate anyones rights to marry a multi millionaire and stick their face into any and every camera within tabloid shot of her fissog.

the woman has made the best of her abilities, which its handy she can accomplish lying flat on her back, since shes not much use when it xcomes to a knee trembler, in her hoose that means getting a spanner oot and tightening a nut or two

macca is alright with me, i remember the last time i met him(nothing special everybodys met him) i was crossing the road carry two bags of messages, he was standing on the pavement opposite waiting to cross, hesitating due to traffic, i being i, just stepped out in front of the traffic, daring it to run me over (a wee game i like to play) as i got to the other side he was looking at me, i was looking at him, you know the kind of thing i could see his brain working (horrible it was) thinking of a stranger to stranger comment to make "been shopping?" he said, "no, been shopping!" i replied and carried on up the street.

i'm sure he laughed, i hope he got the joke

if you don't get it try watching HELP!!! he does the same gag with ringo, i did wait till i was round the corner before doing the fist pump YES!!!!!

[EMDEE]

Why, in these enlightened times is it politically incorrect to make jokes about race, disability, religion, sexual orientation, etc, yet in this particular case it seems to be perfectly acceptable, even fashionable, to make fun of a woman with an artificial limb?

[Auld Pop]

Yes Emdee,your correct its easy to mock someone who is in the public eye like this, and its very small minded of the culprits involved, perhaps it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot.

[Sweltered]

i'm not going to denegrate anyones rights to marry a multi millionaire and stick their face into any and every camera within tabloid shot of her fissog.

the woman has made the best of her abilities, which its handy she can accomplish lying flat on her back, since shes not much use when it xcomes to a knee trembler, in her hoose that means getting a spanner oot and tightening a nut or two

macca is alright with me, i remember the last time i met him(nothing special everybodys met him) i was crossing the road carry two bags of messages, he was standing on the pavement opposite waiting to cross, hesitating due to traffic, i being i, just stepped out in front of the traffic, daring it to run me over (a wee game i like to play) as i got to the other side he was looking at me, i was looking at him, you know the kind of thing i could see his brain working (horrible it was) thinking of a stranger to stranger comment to make "been shopping?" he said, "no, been shopping!" i replied and carried on up the street.

i'm sure he laughed, i hope he got the joke

if you don't get it try watching HELP!!! he does the same gag with ringo, i did wait till i was round the corner before doing the fist pump YES!!!!!

Err I'm sure someone else told this story about a month ago Curious that!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Yes, sweltered, but apparently the person wasn't as apathetic as the person put on Maybe eventually we'll get all the posts back.

[ionnsaigh]

Yes Emdee,your correct its easy to mock someone who is in the public eye like this, and its very small minded of the culprits involved, perhaps it would be different if the shoe was on the other foot.

Small Minded mm be careful now - you don't really have a leg to stand on.

[general jack o'niell]

smart bastard!!!!!!

prove it?

[big tony]

what have heather mills and barry ferguson got in common?

A) they've only got one good leg

OR

B) neither of them can kick a ball with their left foot