Your face red with anger,
You feel like you've just sinned
Now its cost you 20 pence,
To sit and break your wind.
Forget the money, cut your loss.
And think about this night.
Although you sat and broke some wind.
It could have been a Shhhhh.
Before I go, here's 1 more word.
To help you stop your rants.
That 20 pence can not remove .
The skid marks off yur pants.