If ye cannae take , then ye shouldnae gie
tae talk aboot tone an fish in the sea
whit hiv a said- that upset ye
Stick tae content - noo there's a fact
wance bitten, alas nae twice shy
who's right - You two or I
Two against wan- tae kick when yer doon
is this the mark- the wey o the Toon
am sure it's no- al find oot soon
A different opinion- is allowed
can ye no talk - withoot shouting loud
this the sign o the lynching crowd
You think it funny - tae hiv a joke
tae suggest am a Wummin- when am really a bloke
a didnae know - ye where that type of folk
Al say it wance - an no again
act like a grown up - no a wean
keep the heid - take the blame