learn chinese the easy way!

[petewick]

Aye an yir naw jeest an apprentice at it yersel when it comes right doon tae it, ur yi? For sumdi tae recognise the kweer stuff the haev tae be goood at it.

Well Pete me' boy, ye' know the scoop yersel', nae metter wher ye' ur' on the planet, ye aye can smell the tide comin' ower' the Dhorlinn first thing in the moarnin'.
Jeest thought there tae', thon b'stard that sprayed a' ower the cave paintin' should be condemned to a numbing eternity in the Stinky Hole, he'll find it nae bother, he's been doon there afore.
So there ye' are now big fla', jeest get us a scatter o' halfs, anythin' at'a, jeest a scatter o' halfs.


petewick

[Pete Reek]

Christ, yir naw greedy ur yi? A scatter o halfs nae less. Naw jeest the wan or mebbe two, naw its a bluddy scatter yir wantin.
Och well, yi jeest might be in luck wan o thase days. If ah can stop the wife pittin it on the grassy grun in the gerden to lee half cut grass, yill get yur sherr, thats fur shoor.

Ahm ganti dae somethin yoosfil fur a change, well ursel ses thats hoot ah shood be daein.

Cheerio eenoo.

[petewick]

Christ, yir naw greedy ur yi? A scatter o halfs nae less. Naw jeest the wan or mebbe two, naw its a bluddy scatter yir wantin.
Och well, yi jeest might be in luck wan o thase days. If ah can stop the wife pittin it on the grassy grun in the gerden to lee half cut grass, yill get yur sherr, thats fur shoor.

Ahm ganti dae somethin yoosfil fur a change, well ursel ses thats hoot ah shood be daein.

Cheerio eenoo.

Aye Pete, does'na metter if it's jeest the wan or a scatter, get them in tae yer face swiftly cos' it might be yer last before the auld wummin comes and catches ye'.

A' wish ye a the luck o' the Dalintober and Glentorran Pajoinkers!


PETEWICK

[Christian]

Try this one:

http://www.byki.com/fls/dutc/dutch

They haven't got a Scottish course though...