Murdo Fraser, may have aided the ultimate demise of the United Kingdom, such the act of a desperate man.
A new progressive centre right party with a Scottish identity ( or at least the idea ) has set the starving tartan cat amongst the fat blue pigeons.
Focus on Scotland group ( please don't ) have reacted by voicing the threat of hitting where it hurts most, if such a despicable act where to take place...... they have lavishly poured vast sums into the Tory Party........... and he that pays the piper, calls the tune.
Focus chairman Sir Jack Harvie ( landed gentry ) cries Mr Fraser, has no authority to dissolve the party, and that decision should rest with individual members alone. Fraser responds by citing " For those people who think it's a leap in the dark, let us remember that the most successful period the Tories enjoyed was before 1965 ". Our Murdo has a good memory then, or maybe it was his Mammy who told him. Remind me, did we have colour TV back then ? it's not exactly yesterday, then again neither was the British Empire............. of course they still have Scotland under their command ( such the nature of imperialism )
Any suggestions as to the name of the new party ?
Tartan Tories, sounds just about right, hell no that's already been in use
What about the CRAP party ?
Conservatives Rally Against Party - just a thought.