Royal Wedding

[gizmo]

I bet he was shitting himself.

[ionnsaigh]

I bet he was shitting himself.

No it was me. Anyway back to the party, there was around 25 people there, all very laid back - three of these were servants. To my surprise the furniture was very modern ( quiet and expensive ) they have taste. Afghan rugs covered the wooden and slate floor, open plan. I noticed a copy of the TV Times in the magazine rack, beside the huge open fireplace.
On either side of the blazing fire, they had a pile of wood, and one of peat. A very friendly guy, introduced himself as Colonel Hector McTavish, of the Coldstream Guards. The unmistakable sound of Oasis drifted from a far corner, this part of the room had been turned into a den, with a large TV, pool table and bar. Cigarette smoke hung thick in the air, which helped me relax a wee bit. ( mind you I did raise a few eyebrows, when I made a roll up ) after all I was part of the evenings entertainment.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Good morning Doctor.I think that Mr.Ionnsaigh needs a change of medication.

[ionnsaigh]

That came later in the evening.

[Govangirl]

Yeah and the Queen herself has invited me to give the Christmas Day Speech with her . . . and I'm having to officially open the Olympic Games in London . . . oh and let's not forget that Obama has asked me along to his summer holidays with his family next year

[petewick]

Charlie's paying for the do, but joe publics paying £20,000,000 for the security for 1 fkn
day, shite, pure shite!!!!!

[ionnsaigh]

Yeah and the Queen herself has invited me to give the Christmas Day Speech with her . . . and I'm having to officially open the Olympic Games in London . . . oh and let's not forget that Obama has asked me along to his summer holidays with his family next year

Guess your not a Catholic then.

Anyways I was introduced to Wills, "now now, there is no need to genuflect, here my good man " He replied sorry Ionns.
Its OK mate, he obviously had done his homework, recognising my own far superior royal lineage.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

King Ionnsaigh.There`s a thought worth pondering.

[Govangirl]

King Ionnsaigh.There`s a thought worth pondering.

Actually, laughing aside, I'd be happy with that!

Jings, whit am ah saying? There's obviously far too many wee blue balls rattling aroon' in ma heid Bitter!!!


(Oh, and what on earth is being a Catholic got to do with it? Are they banned from the Olympics as well? )

[ionnsaigh]

176


Donnchadh


1024 A.D.


Son of Brian Boru (173) and Gormflaeth ingen Murchada MacFinn. Only two of Brian Bórú's sons survived the battle of Clontarf; Donnchadh and Tadhg. However in 1023 Donnchadh had Tadhg killed and he became King of Mumhain and in 1024 he also became Ard Rí. Donnchadh's reign is described here: "He enacted salutory laws, sternly repressed robbery, caused the Sabbath to be observed". In his old age he went on a pilgrimage to Rome and died there.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Your Majesty!

[ionnsaigh]

Conchobar mac Donnchada (or Conchobar mac Donnchado) was High-King of Ireland with opposition (rí Érenn co fressabra) between 819 and 833.[1] Conchobar was the son of Donnchad Midi, high-king of Ireland (733–797); his mother was Fuirseach, a noblewoman of the Dál nAraidi. Conchobar married Land, daughter of the former High-King Áed Oirdnide. They had a son named Atrí, who became a cleric at Armagh, as well as three other sons, Cathal, Eochócan, and Cináed.[2]

Conchobar appears as a historical figure for the first time when, in the year 802, the high-king Áed Oirdnide mac Néill of Cenél nÉogain, Conchobar's brother-in-law, portioned out the lordship of Clann Cholmáin between Conchobar and Ailill. Ailill was Conchobar's brother, but in the following year at Rathconnell, Conchobar killed his brother to take the whole lordship for himself.[3] Only five years later Conchobar, allied now with the king of Connaught, campaigned for the High-Kingship. He met and defeated his former patron Áed Oirdnide, but it was not until Áed's death in 819 that Conchobar was recognized as High-King.

[ionnsaigh]

King Ionnsaigh.
Royal decree's

1. The abolishment of the Monarchy.
2. The establishment of a Republic.
3. The introduction of a Four Day Working Week.
4. The Working Week, shall consist of 30Hours.
5. The Minimum Wage to be increased to £15 per Hour.
6. Six Weeks paid holidays per year.
7. All pensions protected.
8. The Nationalisation of Public Transport.
9. Free Travel within Scotland.
10. The Nationalisation of The Oil Industry ( Electricity Gas )
11. Free Energy for all.

Long live the Communist King.

[bill]

King Ionnsaigh.
Royal decree's

1. The abolishment of the Monarchy.
2. The establishment of a Republic.
3. The introduction of a Four Day Working Week.
4. The Working Week, shall consist of 30Hours.
5. The Minimum Wage to be increased to £15 per Hour.
6. Six Weeks paid holidays per year.
7. All pensions protected.
8. The Nationalisation of Public Transport.
9. Free Travel within Scotland.
10. The Nationalisation of The Oil Industry ( Electricity Gas )
11. Free Energy for all.

Long live the Communist King.

You forgot one..12. every house to have a chimney for Santa.


As the Iron Lady once said......'The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money'

[ionnsaigh]

" We need a party in Calais for all the good Republicans who can't stand the nauseating tosh that surrounds this event "

The Bishop of Willesden, the Rt Rev Pete Broadbent.