Mrs. Mc D. decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond pendant earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things..!!" stated the
artist.
"I know..." said Mrs. Johnson... "I dont even possess them..!!"
"Then why do you want me to paint them...???" asked the artist.
Mrs. Johnson replied.. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he
will marry her... and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..!!!"