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This is the house of fun?I posted the joke because I thought it was funny.I do not claim to be a racist,so the remark by Mo hurt.My comments about the twelve bore were intended to be humorous and I abjectly apologise for any offence caused.Does any one know how to de-register from this forum?Please advise as I think that it is time for me to leave it.Good-bye.

Malky wrote:Hmmm, threats of violence now - you really are an unsavoury character

Malky

READ MY FINAL POST!

Whoa Roger! This is getting out of hand now. Everybody off to their corners right now and calm down. Roger, it's your thread so I'd advise you to close it now and that's the end of it.

Let's finish with a non-offensive Travellers joke:
A man and a woman, travelling to Europe and who have never met before, find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea. Let's pretend we are married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."

And in case I offend anyone, let me say that I am a married person myself and many of my best friends are too!

First A Horse called Juan Face wrote:The PC brigade should be shot, anyway. Then let's see them complain.

Then LANDROVER ROGER wrote:That seems quite a good idea.Now where is my 12 bore?

And then Malky wrote:Hmmm, threats of violence now - you really are an unsavoury character

Hmmm, seems some people are allowed to say things and others are called names.

Nothing new there then, eh? What?

Govangirl wrote:Whoa Roger! This is getting out of hand now. Everybody off to their corners right now and calm down. Roger, it's your thread so I'd advise you to close it now and that's the end of it.

Let's finish with a non-offensive Travellers joke:
A man and a woman, travelling to Europe and who have never met before, find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea. Let's pretend we are married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."

And in case I offend anyone, let me say that I am a married person myself and many of my best friends are too!

Brilliant joke,not in the least bit offensive.Can we close now please?

Govangirl wrote:THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE BUT DO VISIT OUR OTHER ESTABLISHMENTS WHERE YOU WILL BE AFFORDED A CHEERY WELCOME. HAVE A NICE DAY.

WOW!!

New shampoo on the market aimed at New Age Travellers. It's called "Go N Wash".

EMDEE,just read both your posts,absolutely brilliant.

WHIT IS WRANG WI' YOU PEOPLE? CAN YE NO READ THE SIGN? WE'RE FLAMIN' SHUT!!!!!

Yes Miss Govangirl.I would hate to be in your class.Have a look at my new joke.

Sorry Roger, I wasn't getting at you - I was trying to be funny. I added the wrong smiley. I added instead of
Totally changes my post. Sorry again

And nothing is shut till I say it's so.....

Malky

Malky wrote:And nothing is shut till I say it's so.....

Malky

OMG - Yes, I was joking too and I didn't make a mistake with my smileys either

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:Does any one know how to de-register from this forum?Please advise as I think that it is time for me to leave it.Good-bye.

It looks like you are not a man of your word either since you are still posting on here.

Govangirl wrote:OMG - Yes, I was joking too and I didn't make a mistake with my smileys either

Whoops, so was I. I'm not doing too well on here today. Think I'll just tiptoe away and watch from a distance - it might be safer

Malky