Somebody posted this on my site and gave his permission for me to post it here. I've put it in this section as I found it so funny and can just imagine it happening.........
You can just imagine the remaining six Liberal Democrat MP's meeting in a dark stairwell peering anxiously at each other.
"I don't want it." Says one.
"Well I don't want it." says another.
"This is ridiculous." The third says. "We're the only ones left. One of us is going to be leader."
"I know." Says the fourth, his face brightening at his brilliant idea. "You put your name forward first and then someone else will follow."
"Yeah." Says the fifth. "And remember, you have to sound like you really want it."
Silence fills the darkened stairwell.
"Well I don't want it." Says the sixth.