Five Germans and one Italian

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Five Germans and one Italian

Postby gray_marian » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:23 pm

Five Germans in a Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law"

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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Re: Five Germans and one Italian

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:12 am

Quality! :lol:
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