How us older guys pick up chicks

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How us older guys pick up chicks

Postby gray_marian » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:03 am

I'm not the best looking guy; some would say I'm a little frayed around the edges these days.

But, I have a nice bike, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually riding from place to place.

I met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us.

She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there together, I thought, "Damn, these Taser guns are really worth the money!"
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Re: How us older guys pick up chicks

Postby Martin » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:30 pm

Hmmmm, now there's a thought.
Ouch !
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