Wedding Night

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Wedding Night

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:49 pm

On their wedding night, a husband and wife slowly undressed and sat nervously at opposite ends of the bed. He was terrified of her discovering that he had appallingly smelly feet while she was dreading him finding out about her extremely bad breath. After a while she finally plucked up courage and moved closer to him, but before she could speak he said "I have a terrible confession to make."
"Me too." she said.
"You don't have to tell me." he replied. "I know. You've eaten my socks."
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Re: Wedding Night

Postby gray_marian » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:07 pm

Years since I heard this one Roger! still makes me smile. :D
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