The Kintyre Forum

" Sixty is the worst age to be," said the sixty year old man.
You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out.

" Ah that's nothing." said the seventy year old. "When your seventy
you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives,
eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out"

"Actually," said the eighty year old. "Eighty is the worst age of all."
" Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60 year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00, I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No I have one every morning at 6:30"

Exasperated the 60 year old said," You pee every morning at 6:00
And poop every morning at 6:30."

So what's bad about being 80?

"I don't wake up until seven"

Thank you very much!

Hey Roger, That must have been some celebration!....... your last post 4.49am. How's the head now?.

Fine thank you.