FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some school work."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching videos."
Dad asks, "What video did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching p##n."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p##n was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mam laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale any takers.