The Loving Husband

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The Loving Husband

Postby gray_marian » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:21 am

A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him..

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the State of Origin opener, the biggest sporting event of the rugby league calendar and not use it?"


He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first State of Origin match we haven't been to together since we got married."


"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head........"No. They're all at the funeral
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Re: The Loving Husband

Postby glassblower » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:38 am

new twist on an old tail, but still a "good un".
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