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Here's mine for the day.

Postby gray_marian » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:59 pm

A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew & the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buck shot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.


"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buck shot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't p--- in your eye."
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Re: Here's mine for the day.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:07 pm

Superb!Usual high standard thank you! :lol:
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