Considerate M.P.

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Considerate M.P.

Postby ex campbeltown lady » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:58 pm

One afternoon a local MP was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you, " the MP said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there,under that tree."

"Bring them along," the MP replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the MP answered.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the MP and said,
"Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The MP replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
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Re: Considerate M.P.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:32 am

That is probably factual! :lol:
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