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Early Years.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:27 am

A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to pre-school.

The biggest hurdle they faced was with Mrs Govan,the teacher who insisted on NO baby talk.

"You need to use "big people" words," she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana"." No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER."

"Use "big people" words!"

She then asked Michael what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo!"

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN."

You must remember to use "big people" words!"

She then asked little Alex what he'd done?

"I read a book" he replied.

That's wonderful! The teachers said.

"What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it,

Then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the S**T!"
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Re: Early Years.

Postby gizmo » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:48 pm

Mrs Govan... :lol: ... You might pay for that.
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Re: Early Years.

Postby numberplease » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:51 pm

:lol: :roll:

Wonder if Mrs. Govan is about?
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Re: Early Years.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:58 pm

I have made a terrible mistake.No doubt retribution will be swift and painful! :shock:
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Re: Early Years.

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:10 pm

numberplease wrote::lol: :roll:

Wonder if Mrs. Govan is about?

Probably busy striking stuff through in exercise books with a red pen. :wink:
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Re: Early Years.

Postby numberplease » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:30 pm

Hope there isn`t a Roger in her class!
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