Chinese Take-Away

[gray_marian]

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'



The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me
S - X. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
Great. I be at wok soon. You got nice house'...........

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Oooh you are aweful!But I like you!