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Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:41 pm

I hope that this has not been posted previously..............

A fifteen year old boy, from a remote Scottish island, and his father were visiting the big city one day. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What's this Father?'

The father (never having seen a lift) replied, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady went into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....




'Go get your Mother'
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Re: Lift

Postby gray_marian » Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:57 pm

:D
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Re: Lift

Postby Bitter End » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:27 pm

Glad 'you' still like it Roger ------- viewtopic.php?f=20&t=7388&p=79122&hilit=elevator#p79122 :lol:
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: Lift

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:59 pm

I accede to your superior recall! :D
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Re: Lift

Postby gray_marian » Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:31 pm

Twice in one week! It's not alzheimer's Roger..... it's sometimers. :)
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Re: Lift

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:30 am

I have learned a lesson.Posting on here and Cotes du Rhone do not mix!
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Re: Lift

Postby Martin » Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:05 pm

Try some of this Roger, I had it given to me today, should last for a week or two. Don't be surprised if there are some crazy posts from me, if I can find the keyboard and see the screen.

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