The Angel & The Pensioner
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:52 amThere was a little old man who ventured into a biker’s pub. He accidentally knocked into a Hell’s Angel, causing him to spill his beer. The Angel lashed out, laid the old fella out cold and said to his mates, “When he wakes up tell him that was a 1979 left hook”.
A little while later the old man had come around and pulled himself up off the floor and was a wee bit upset with the Angel. He wobbled across the public bar and before the Angel knew what was happening the old guy had walloped him straight in the kisser. The Angel went out like a light.
The pensioner grinned at all those present and said,
“When he wakes up, tell him that was a 1949 Morris starting handle”.
A little while later the old man had come around and pulled himself up off the floor and was a wee bit upset with the Angel. He wobbled across the public bar and before the Angel knew what was happening the old guy had walloped him straight in the kisser. The Angel went out like a light.
The pensioner grinned at all those present and said,
“When he wakes up, tell him that was a 1949 Morris starting handle”.
