The Angel & The Pensioner

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The Angel & The Pensioner

Postby Martin » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:52 am

There was a little old man who ventured into a biker’s pub. He accidentally knocked into a Hell’s Angel, causing him to spill his beer. The Angel lashed out, laid the old fella out cold and said to his mates, “When he wakes up tell him that was a 1979 left hook”.
A little while later the old man had come around and pulled himself up off the floor and was a wee bit upset with the Angel. He wobbled across the public bar and before the Angel knew what was happening the old guy had walloped him straight in the kisser. The Angel went out like a light.
The pensioner grinned at all those present and said,
“When he wakes up, tell him that was a 1949 Morris starting handle”.
Ouch !
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Re: The Angel & The Pensioner

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:10 pm

Quality! :lol:
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