Feeding Time At The Zoo

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Feeding Time At The Zoo

Postby gray_marian » Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:44 pm

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer
and two people show up. One is a retired
golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them,
"I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you
two had better be good... or you're history.
Here's your equipment chair, whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into
the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her. With the lion about
halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls
up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes
and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks,
"Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies,

"No problem...........,

Just get that lion out of there"
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Re: Feeding Time At The Zoo

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:14 pm

Must be Tiger Woods! :lol:
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