Adam & Eve

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Adam & Eve

Postby gray_marian » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:47 am

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
And that it would be a woman He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you

And when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you

And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

Passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

God replied,'An arm and a leg Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for rib?'

Of course the rest is history............!!!!
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