Hey Honey

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Hey Honey

Postby gray_marian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:12 pm

Back on January 9th, a group ofbikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl
about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to
talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....whatcha doin'up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump
Honey-Babe,why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.

Why the heck are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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Re: Hey Honey

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:36 pm

Oooops! :lol:
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