New Shop

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New Shop

Postby glassblower » Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:32 am

Two businessmen in the centre of Weybridge Surrey, were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.
At that stage, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other "You know, I bet any minute now some old pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman (called Pauline ) walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked ....

"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically "We're selling a##e-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said "Must be doing well ... Only two left!"
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Re: New Shop

Postby gray_marian » Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:28 pm

Like..........Where have you been?
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