Old Romantic!

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Old Romantic!

Postby gray_marian » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:14 pm

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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Re: Old Romantic!

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:08 pm

Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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