Golden Oldies

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Golden Oldies

Postby gray_marian » Tue May 28, 2013 1:18 pm

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.





They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex? he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -










'Is that one word or two?'
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Re: Golden Oldies

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue May 28, 2013 1:43 pm

Superb! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Golden Oldies

Postby gray_marian » Tue May 28, 2013 1:57 pm

Why thank you kind Sir, I aim to please.
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Re: Golden Oldies

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Tue May 28, 2013 2:43 pm

Old Chinese Proverb....Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Re: Golden Oldies

Postby gray_marian » Tue May 28, 2013 3:49 pm

Another Old Chinese Proverb, A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a " Tiger Wood "
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