Sunday Mornings

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Sunday Mornings

Postby gray_marian » Fri May 10, 2013 5:08 pm

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grand parent's to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly a 100 years old having sex is just asking for trouble " Oh no, my dear," replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing to strenuous, simply in on the ding and out with the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, " He'd still be alive if that f###### ice cream van had not come along."
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Re: Sunday Mornings

Postby Mzz pasico » Tue May 14, 2013 12:01 pm

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