A Real Pilot

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A Real Pilot

Postby gray_marian » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:47 pm

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup ofcoffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,Are you a real pilot?


He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans.... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Re: A Real Pilot

Postby glassblower » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:39 am

Like it,
i have been in the glass industry for over 40 years and i allways thought i was a "glass inspector", looks like i have been wrong as well !!!! ha.ha.
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