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Rule to live by

Postby gray_marian » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:04 am

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral of the story is: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Re: Rule to live by

Postby Govangirl » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:01 pm

Yep, I definitely like that!!!! :lol:
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the dreams that break your heart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and brokenhearted
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Re: Rule to live by

Postby Martin » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:16 pm

The best version of this very old thing was featured in the film, "My Name Is Nobody" and goes something like this....

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!

The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're up to your ears shit, keep your mouth shut!
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Re: Rule to live by

Postby Govangirl » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:47 pm

Good one Martin, that needs to go up on my office wall!!!!!!
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