Paddy & Mick

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Paddy & Mick

Postby gray_marian » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:49 am

Two Irishmen are looking through a mail-order catalogue. Paddy says, Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.
Mick agrees, I'm ordering one right now.
Three weeks later, Paddy says to Mick, Has your woman turned up yet?
No,says Mick,but it shouldn't be long now.
Her clothes arrived yesterday.
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Re: Paddy & Mick

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:42 pm

Ace! :lol:
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Re: Paddy & Mick

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:45 pm

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow

"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks?" says Paddy.
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