Went in the kitchen this morning found the wife, half naked cooking breakfast. She looked at me like she has never done before and said " quick, QUICK !!! take me , TAKE ME !!!!!"
How could I resist, I thought I was daydreaming I just bend her over the kitchen table and gave her what for.
" Thanks", she said
" What was that all about", I said, " You have never come on to me like this"
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" Don't get too excited", she said, " My egg timer is broken".