The Tramp

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The Tramp

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:29 pm

A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?"
The woman says, "No, go away."
The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, no problem, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
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Re: The Tramp

Postby gray_marian » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:51 pm

Roger, Roger,Roger.........You'll never win a female over with this. it's the equivalent of turning up on a date with white socks on!! Or worse trouser length too short [ Glasgow term...did your cat die?]
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Re: The Tramp

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:22 am

Thanks for the advice.Just going to change my socks and trousers! :lol:
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