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Conundrum

Postby gray_marian » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:03 pm

Hi George,
I really need your advice to a serious problem!
For a while I have suspected the wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs, the phone rings...I answer..the caller hangs up.
She goes out with her friends a lot, I try to stay awake but she returns
later and later, and I end up falling asleep.

Anyway last night I hid behind the shed, behind the boat..
When she eventually arrived it was 3am, she got out someone's car
buttoning up her blouse. Then she went into her handbag I thought
for her keys, but she brought out her panties and slipped them on. It was
at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline
crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I
can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?...Roy.
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Re: Conundrum

Postby LANDROVER ROGER » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:10 pm

High standard as per usual!Excellent! :lol:
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Re: Conundrum

Postby Crowth » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:06 pm

Looks like you have a rival, Roger :D
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